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    The government has passed a new bill in parliament. Now Gay men looking for a partner are entitled to more money. It's called 'Knobseekers Allowance'! Just letting you know so you can backdate your claim


    I was working in Tesco last night when I bumped into the lady I just started dating. I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle 7 when she said "oi you told me you was a stunt pilot you lying ****
    To which I replied "No, I told you I was part of the Ariel display team ..."

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    Sailing results are in ... GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth!

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    My new girlfriend seeing my c*ck for the first time said it reminded her of a Findus Lasange


    Because Iam hung like a horse I smiled


    No coz it's covered in cheese she answered
    Last edited by mark type ra; 10-02-2013 at 06:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NismoGTR View Post
    Sailing results are in ... GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth!
    That made me lol

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    Alzheimer's test how fast can you guess these words?

    1. f--k
    2. pu-s-
    3. s-x
    4. p-n-s
    5. co-k
    6. -unt







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    1. Fork
    2. pulse
    3. six
    4. pants
    5. cork
    6. aunt

    You got all 6 wrong didn't you!

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    That's good like that

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    In connection with the recent murder of a South African model, police can confirm that they have now arrested a sawn off man with a shotgun!

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    Prince William's heir has fallen out!

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    Things that you won't hear in the media this week...

    "We're going to name him Joffrey."

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    Typical royal male, delivered a week late!

 

 

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