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    Default The Slightly Wrong Joke Thread

    Heard a joke that is in poor taste, a little bit wrong, not quite politically correct? Stick it up in here as long as it's within the forum rules, so no racism etc...

    I'll get the ball rolling.


    I attended the local Bulimics help group annual disco last night.

    The place was heaving.

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    I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mat14 View Post
    I've just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.
    Actually made me lol!

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    Default Re: The Slightly Wrong Joke Thread


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    Default Re: The Slightly Wrong Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by bananayellow View Post
    Actually made me lol!

    What he said!!!!!

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    This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

    He said, "I'm not happy."

    I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

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    Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.

    I won!

    No one's a match for me and my kettle.

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    Default Re: The Slightly Wrong Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by PJ View Post
    Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.

    I won!

    No one's a match for me and my kettle.
    Oh dear!

    Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
    because it was dead.
    Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree?
    it was holding on to the dead Monkey.
    Why did the 3rd Monkey fall out of the tree?
    Peer Pressure
    Last edited by hami192; 22-07-2011 at 07:36 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    So apparently it's just a bit of lighthearted fun when people dress up to go and see Harry Potter at the cinema but, when you do the same for Schindler's List, you're some kind of sick weirdo.

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    Default Re: The Slightly Wrong Joke Thread

    I was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

    She said, "Its my husband, Quick, try the back door"!

    Thinking back, I really should have legged it but you dont get offers like that every day !

 

 

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